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Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.
Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.
Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!
So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.
She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.
When you cum after fucking a bag of flaming hot cheetos
"Bro last night I had the best flaming hot cumshot ever!"
A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,
Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.
Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.
Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?
Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.
You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!
Carter: Pussy ass bitch!
Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!
Just better then anything else out there that in comparison is shit.
That girl Natalie is hot shit!!