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straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023


Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.

Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”

by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022


Golden cock

Tutankhamendick.

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.

by Forestdancer September 11, 2022


Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly

"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"

by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018


Cock sniff

Someone who smells a man's genital area.

Chris is a cock sniff.

by Yourmanstan July 10, 2017


go suck a big juicy black mans cock

a way of saying "go play dead cells its a good game"

hey bro, go suck a big juicy black mans cock
oh dont worry bro, I already have, its great

by gayfaguwu September 30, 2023

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Visualisation cock specialist

A Visualisation cock specialist is someone who visualises them self with a "cock" related item in different scenarios.

Colin, loved chomping down on that Hotdog Sausage. It reminded him of that time he was choking on a cock the Visualisation cock specialist.

by jjdjcjfjdkcfk March 11, 2023