1. Makes your toenails grow.
2. Sideways.
“Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”
Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
Ugly man 1: wanna have sex
Ugly man 2: yes
And they have sex
That's gay porn my guys!
hooooooooot yum yum
i love gay porn sooooooooooo much yum yum daddy {moans}
When two men, specifically strait, cum on a blanket and wrap up in it like a burrito.
“Yo bro, you want to gay blanket?”
...trust me, you do NOT wanna know.
Wanna do some gay hot sex tonight?
When two gay people come out to each other they experience the emotion gay shanks
“Bob I’m gay” “ really I am too!” They’re experiencing gay shanks