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a white boy who is as skinny & tall as a corn stalk and as pale as a ghost. He has lived in the suburbs all his life but tries to say that he is a gangster and lived in Chicago. He wears off brand shit and says that it’s real. He said he makes thousands of dollars but can’t ever pay for anything. He begs for sexual intimacy within a week of talking and asks if size matters. He lies, he cheats.
Now look in the sky, what do you see? its a 4 incher pincher! no.. its corn nuts! Nevermind its just Charlie
that corn ball thinks that he’s hot shit!
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Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.
You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball
Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?
You: Jasper you have the hairy ball
When you’re shitting so hard your balls grow bigger.
Bob: *shitting*
Bob: *balls grow”*
John: woah bro. Nice abnormal balls
When someone's friend attempts to make a joke, but it turns out weird.
He has juggernaut balls to say the least.
Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or just putting your penis in tannerite.
Damn cock and ball detonation (CBD) is hot, I should try it with my friend.
Me and bob went ball punching, turns out thats a bad idea