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When a nigga asked for a shlong to go up your ass and you still have shit inside
“dude he wants anal sex but I didn’t wipe”
“I was playing 2k and had anal sex”
“Nigga yo dick stink did you have anal sex?”
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one who makes highly unfunny sex jokes 24/7
like me! i'm a real sex comedian
I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on
The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers
the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right
oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
consumated or having done sexual intercourse ,
I sexed my neighbor last night
Eating ass you the person eating burps while the other person farts
Uppi and I had amazing gas sex last nigh
Acronym; Fine little dicks (according to my sources) ;).
(In Text Message with Friend)
"Hey did you go home with anyone last night"
"...yeah that guy I was with last night sure had a FLD (sex) too."