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When someone is hot but and hullucinating.
David was hobscotch Hot yesterday
Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.
"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.
Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.
When someone (commonly used between women) masturbates.
"Hey, what were you doing in the shower that took you so long?"
"Oh I was pleasuring myself with some Hot Tango..."
An individual who appears attractive and well-put-together externally but is, in reality, disorganized or unstable internally—whether emotionally, mentally, or in their personal life. It represents a paradox between outer appearance and inner chaos, blending the allure of a “hottie” with the dysfunction of a “hot mess.”
“She may look put-together, but trust me, she’s a hot potty through and through—her life and behavior are as messy as it gets.”
Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea
“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”