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Hypercell Cage Syndrome

Situation in which an endless loop of an event (whether that be an activity, a day, a week, or any other period of time) is perpetuated from the standpoint of one cell (usually a person, in fiction) so that they can tweak details of the occurrence (or have them tweaked by other factors) in order to achieve a goal.

This can be both good and bad, in the sense that it's for a good cause, or it's a nightmare trap for some unfortunate victim.

P1: The movie Primer has a serious case of Hypercell Cage Syndrome, as exuded by the end in which an inordinate amount of time (and unknowable number of retries) is spent in perfecting an action during a party to prevent a potentially negative outcome.

P2: How so?

P1: One of the main characters uses a homemade time travel device to loop the same event.

P2: Oh, I see. I'm going to go spam that term on fb now.

by bundillion May 11, 2012


American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021


American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Someone who kinda exists April 5, 2024


American Derangement Syndrome

An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.

This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.

That boomer has american derangement syndrome, I can't afford rent and I'm living in my car!

by CravingCinema December 26, 2024


A**h*leperger's Syndrome

A supposed serious mental condition which jerks/bullies use as an excuse to be total a**h**es to everyone around them.

Tronald Dump is always making lame excuses for his deplorable behavior; he claims it's Asperger's Syndrome, but I'd say that it sounds more like classic A**h*leperger's Syndrome to me. Move over, Ethan Couch.

by QuacksO July 21, 2018


Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS)

A syndrome where the patient will have a constant flow of blood from their mangina. Not a very well known disease, if it is not diagnosed quick enough it will develop into full blown pussyitis. Common symptoms, bleeding through your bunched up panties, testicular weight loss, and excessive use of a lint roller.

Dante has developed into the late stages of Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS).

by Anushka tha God February 17, 2017


"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.

Being diagnosed with "wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome will cause severe degrading in your ability to communicate fluently either through speech, but most often through online messages. It will also lead to the host impersonating famous Korean stars such as Min-Woo Park, and referring to the artist as Japanese. "wilmarjamesilano" could be used as a derogatory term to describe online retardation on discord servers, although generally being categorised under the umbrella term: "wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.

Host: "iam 25 yrs old nt 16"
Professionals: "I'm sorry sir, but it appears that you've contracted 'wilmarjamesilano' Syndrome."
"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.

by Shadweeper June 1, 2021