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The red head step children of the fire dept. If you like days off while working, D shift is the best fit for you. The installment of D shift was to give the other 3 much needed rest for carrying the dept. If your house is on fire, better hope D shift isn’t working.
D shift must be working...The rig is dirty and barely any fuel.
I tweaked my back, I’m gonna switch to d shift for few months!
the most beautiful girl in the whole world except she thinks she knows it all and everybody like's her(which they dont)only kevin newton love's her.
Getting sex from a man when he feels bad for you; He is giving you sympathy sex
The girl pretended to be having a bad day so she can get the Sympa-D from Johnny.
Johnny: "She wants the Sympa-D because she had a bad day."
Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.
I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.
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(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.
Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.
An infamous earth science known for his extremely large sister and not teaching anything during class
Student 1:what did d-milz teach us
Student 2: nothing
Filling up a 7-11 cup with lots of ice and adding your favorite Liquor
Me and my buddy had a hard day and decided to go D-Loting