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this one’s for all my november 1st people
people born on this day are cool as hell. how do you do it???? also i’m sorry for all the NNN ones that are on here. i went through this and i feel bad for y’all. anyways you’re probably cute as hell and if you think otherwise stop lying to yourself. stupid<3
person a: hey that person is super cool i bet their birthday is on november 1
person b: yeah it probably is they are so cool and hot and sexy
person born on november 1: wow thanks guys
National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day
Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....
National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.
“Yo bro wanna fuck? “
“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”
Its national sexy Sam day. Anybody named Sam,Sammy,Samuel, or Samantha should be called sexy all day.
Oh hey its December 1, so can we just talk about how sexy Samuel Lilly is?
🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard
FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.
The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol
Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-
someone who is cooler then an icko, or uggo.
You play world of warcraft?
What a hook 1