Skinny-Jacked

Adjective: Male body type characterized by extensive lean muscle on a thin frame.

"I'm gunna kick that motherfucker's ass!"

"Just be careful man, he's skinny but he looks pretty skinny-jacked."

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Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"

"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors

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Jack Skellington

the shit. (see also: bonedaddy)

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"

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jack jones

Cockney Rhyming slang for saying that you are on your own.

"Who are you with?"

"I'm on my Jack Jones man - nuttin' going on."

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Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

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Jacking Off

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner

I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.

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"Jack" Catholic

They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.

A "Jack" Catholic only attends Church when its convenient for them to go.

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