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the man, the myth, the legend. the commander of #sledgang
dan the meme man: hey, it's dan the meme man, and you know, life is short, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
little cunt: if you go down those escalators i will call the police on you
dan the meme man: *sleds anyway*
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Dana (Dan•uh) has a caring, giving soul. She is a girl of many talents and always full of jokes. She is beautiful, even if she doesn't know it. Men want her and women want to be her friend. Dana is an honest, funny, and adventurous person! She is a woman who can hang with the guys and will surprise you with the things she knows. Dana is typically very kind, but she also takes no shit off of anyone. If you haven't met a Dana (Dan•uh) then you should get off your ass and go meet one before planet earth has a zombie apocalypse!
"If you need someone to talk to, Dana will listen and cheer you up."
Person 1- " Who is that ? "
Person 2- "Oh, that's
Dana (Dan•uh) she's cool as
shit."
radiant beautiful funny wild bad ass extraordinary golden silly rockstar
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a bottle of dan ackroyd wine, used to be covert about alcohol intake, possibly also to simultaneously suggest you have a social life
hey, let's you me and dan ackroyd get faded tonight.
A: what did you do last night?
Q: me and dan ackroyd rented some movies
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The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'
FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.
Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.
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soul mate- wiccans believe that for every witch (or human) there is a true soul mate, male or female, they belong together, and basicly will only be truely happy with that person.
you are my muirn beatha dan
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Romantic French idiom used whenever one asks about the location of something or someone.
Very useful on job interviews or for wedding toasts.
"Chérie, où sont les relevés du compte ?
Dans ton cul !"
"Honey, where are the bank statements ?
Up your ass !"
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