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A male who poses as a female on the internet, most of the time to get attention or to play a joke.
I can't believe "she" fooled me into masturbating to the picture "she" sent me. What a fucking e-tranny!
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1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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After meeting a girl online, it wasn't long until I was able to score some e-pussy.
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Similar to hogging... E-Hogging is the act of (electronically) meeting women on the internet through various means such as dating sites, chat, craigslist etc...
You then proceed to meet them somewhere and bring them back to your place to shag. Then send them home and don't call them again.
CAUTION: Fat chicks are generally kinda clingy and want a steady relationship, So you may need to lie about your intentions to them. I.E.
"You're really special and I haven't felt this way in a long time."
"I think I'm falling in love with you."
"I want to get married and have children with you."
When in actuality what you're plans are:
"I'm going to have sex with you just because I haven't been laid in a while, but I have no actual intention of ever talking to you again."
"So dude, you been e-hogging lately?"
"Ya Bro, I met this fat bitch online and I raw dogged her in my wife's bed!"
Bro: "Dude, gross...but kinda sweet!"
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A carefully calculated, slow and steady wipeout campaign of a targeted population of rats accomplished by bombarding them with widespread email warnings about the toxicity of their food sources, thereby causing them to starve themselves.
As the well planned mass e-ratication approached, I found myself experiencing a depth of sadness I would have never before anticipated.
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the music you hear in your head after you leave the rave.
(standing outside the venue after the rave is over.)
lauren: "how's that music?"
heidi: "it's good. you hear it too?"
lauren: "nah, that's just your e radio."
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