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Mainly corporate personell who go to great lengths at avoiding being seen taking a crap at the workplace toilet
" Hey Bob I felt something whiz by me while I was taking a piss, weird"
"Oh that was most likely Phil, he doesn't like people seeing come out of the crapper, he's a toilet Ninja"
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Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.
Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
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Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.
"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."
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A person who hides how much of a nerd he is by acting normal majority of the time. Only his closest friends know how much of a nerd he is while others are unaware.
Joel is such a ninja nerd, he acts normal but we know he's a huge geek deep down.
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The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .
Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?
Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?
Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .
Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .
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To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.
Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."
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Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.
I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.
I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.
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