Wash. U.

An unintelligent school whose weeney bear mascot is ripped up in pre-game rituals at rival schools.

Dude did you see what that guy did?
Yea, he totally pulled a Wash. U.

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U ok hun

“U ok hun” is the standard response from a lower-class British female on Facebook to a friend of the same ilk, usually in response to an attention-seeking / ambiguous statement.

Usually proceeded with a third female replying “pm me babes”.

Facebook status update: “SOOOO UPSET!! WORST DAY EVA”

Reply #1: “u ok hun”
Reply #2 “omg pm me babes”

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u-hawk

The shape assumed by the male coiffure after male pattern baldness has taken the forehead up to the crown; the hair in the back and on the sides forms a "U" while the hair on top is extremely thin or a mere fond memory, i.e., there's bare scalp flesh on display.

At the recent Cure concert, Mahesha reported she saw a few
Moz wannabes but a LOT of u-hawks.

Could you touch the "sparse zone" of his u-hawk? If so, you just may be in love.

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U Mirin' Brah?

Somewhat of a rhetorical question, where one fellow male asks another if he's admiring the aesthetics of your body definition, or weight lifting ability, when in reality it is actually quite obvious.

Josh finishes a set of dead lifts; with impressive form and weight - when he looks over to his fellow mate, who seems to be struggling with curling 30 pound dung bells. He says " Hey, Steve, U Mirin' Brah? " - Steve replies "No way man", and continues to finish his set.

Josh smirks and flexes in the mirror, and says to himself - " Yeah.. he was definitely Mirin' "

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U got no jams

derives from a korean phrase: "jaemi eobseo" which means no fun or not interesting.
the "jaemi" itself means fun, and "eobseo" can be translated to (there is) no/not.
so basically what you do with it is add "no" in front of the phrase, scratch of the "eobseo" and simplify the pronounciation for "jaemi" into jams
done~

i'm not gonna explain how it's popularized, the result on top of this one can do that just well

Rap Monster: Jimin, u got no jams

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n/u

A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.

n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!

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U D Envy

Describes what a person gets when they can't get a word or phrase published in the Urban Dictionary.

Dave: Why isn't Brian talking to you?
Bob: I think he has U D envy.
Dave: What the hell is that?
Bob: Urban Dictionary envy. He's mad because I've been published several times and he has'nt!