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A group of degenerate, parse-hungry zug-zugs who care about nothing but Windfury
Looks like Group 2 is really cleaning the floors tonight
A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.
We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton
The most lengest of all deez nuts jokes.
I've got some records and 2 cd's at home, u want some....
2 CD's nuts jiggling in your mouth.
2👍 1👎
The Mazda 2 may be small and simple but she is an all mighty machine! Ripping around in a manuel of one these will have you to your destination faster than any polo or golf could get you! These beasts possess the most reliable qualities, having parts the cost of an HSP and only needing to be filled up once in a blue moon. This godlike car is for attractive legends that make good financial decisions.
Friend: I cant believe how much money I spend to maintain my extra af car!
Mate of Friend: You should have just bought one of these mighty Mazda 2's!
En dag där bara bra personer är födda!
Någon: När föds alla bra personer?
Någon annan: 2 maj såklart!
A girl with a small chest, generally A cup or smaller.
Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha
The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.
Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.
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Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.