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National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day
Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....
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National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.
“Yo bro wanna fuck? “
“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”
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Its national sexy Sam day. Anybody named Sam,Sammy,Samuel, or Samantha should be called sexy all day.
Oh hey its December 1, so can we just talk about how sexy Samuel Lilly is?
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🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard
FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.
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The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.
Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire
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A puppet character from the fighting game series Guilty Gear. He is the former leader of the Assassins guild who used a spell to gain the power of controlling his own shadow at the cost of his eyesight. He was killed by his lover, Millia, and was revived since little did he know, his shadow had a sentience and named itself Eddie.
Man I just got bodied by a sick Zato-1 on celestial.
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The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol
Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-
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