T-nips

Stupid asshole who takes shots of his friends piss.

T-nips to a shot of Tommys Piss

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D in the T

Putting someone's Dick in between another person's Tits, also known as titty fucking.

Man, I want to put my D in the T.

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f/t

shorthand abbreviation for "full-time"

I really like visiting South Carolina, but there's no way I could live there f/t.

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T-Ring

A mystical super-food that is composed of typical taco fillings encased in a croissant crust, which is in the shape of a ring about 14" in diameter. Fillings may also include things such as corn or sliced peppers. Also known as Taco Ring.

Roommate 1: What are you thinking for dinner?

Roommate 2: I'm thinking T-Ring

Roommate 1: Goooooooodddd!!!

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G and T

Abbreviation for gin and tonic. Used by people too posh to waste words.

Posh person to bartender: "Two g and t's please"
Bartender: *rolls eyes*

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t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."

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G to a T

gangsta to a t, useing an old metaphore "to the t" meaning exactly or perfect

cause im a g to a t bitch cause you know me bitch

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