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A Christian thats become disgruntled with their faith. Instead of looking into any other religion or wondering if one religion might be wrong, they say none of it is real. Because Jesus didn't do what they wanted, now they're atheists. But they're atheists to get back at Jesus, because now he sucks.
Jesus didn't cure my hemorrhoids! So now, I dont believe in anything! Rah. You say Im a disgruntled christian but you wrong! Im a Atheist now!!
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Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).
Oh, he's just a Christmas Christian.
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rainbow christians are members of the glbt comunity that are also christians.
rainbow christians are members of the glbt comunity that happen to believe that jesus christ is lord & savior,sent by god to redeem and save all man kind from the wadges of sin which is death. and that whome so ever that believes in jesus will be saved.as per john 3:16-17
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An amazing guy with an amazing personality. He's the best charming person smart kid you'll ever meet. He has a big penis and is great with my pussy.
Go Christian Dollard!
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a token christian is one of those people that just hang around christian schools. they dont have jobs and live of the government. they get there free food of the church and live in there old bangers of cars and park up nxt to the beach. when they are hanging about the schools they like to preach about jesus and doing well in school when they are homeless and live off the government. all of the minger bitches always talk to them because they run the youth group at the local church. and think they are pretty cool. they love volleyball and are closesly related with the token volleyballer.
there general appearance is like a surfer but a bit more scruffier. they wear secound hand surfing brand colthes and flip-flops. one of them even came in once wearing a FAKE burberry polo top. alternitively they were old t-shirts promoting various christian festivals such as SYG08.
"who is that surfer guy hanging around the sports office?"
"i dunno, he's there like every day..'
"does he do anything all day"
"no just surf and talk about jesus..... yes hes a real token christian
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Refers to "Christians" who will "Like" any picture of Jesus, because it involves almost no thought and even less effort, but who post arguments against Bible verses or in support of things that go against Biblical principles. In essence, a Facebook Christian is like a Lip-service Christian, except even worse, because a Lip-service Christian at least knows Bible verses and can talk a good game, whereas a Facebook Christian only knows how to "Like" pictures of caucasian, hippie Jesus posted by such pages as 1-800-Smak-dat-hoe and FML Daily.
Liking pictures of Jesus only makes you a Facebook Christian; you have to actually believe what the Bible says to be a Christian.
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A rare place of God, located inside a video game platform where God is always present. Everybody prays to the Lord Jesus while living in harmony without any swearing. Can also refer to a real life encounter where a swear word is present.
No swearing on my christian server!!!
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