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Friends with non-sexual benefits that you are socializing with a lot more in Covid than you did in normal times.
Yeah, she and I are Covid homies, raising each other’s spirits and helping each other out.
A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.
Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.
Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.
When someone makes the corona custom game in overwatch and you decide you want to be host so you can stack an advantage to your team in the settings.
Player 1: let's player corona while we wait 3 hours in comp queue
Queue: Player 1 enters game
Queue: Player 2 is spectating
Player 2: *leaves group and joins a drink till she's a covid-20 server*
When no one will hang out with you after you have had covid.
I wanted to go hang with them but they are treating me like a covid leper. So, I will stay home, again, despite quarantining for the recommended amount of time.
A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.
That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
When you have cabin fever to the point were all you want is a quick switch from vaginal to anal intercourse in 30 seconds repeating the process until the fever has lifted.
Dude I haven't been out in forever, I did a good old Covid Popper on her now she dont walk right.
When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic
"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"