Free my lemons

another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."

UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.

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If it's swimmin put a lemon.

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.

Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."

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fergalicious lemon bars

the code word to notify someone that their undergarments, particularly the bra, is showing

(when your friends bra is showing)
Carolina! Fergalicious Lemon Bars!

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Lemon Tequila

Saying a girl is a sort, from the song Green Light - Roll Deep: "Lemon. Tequila. Salt!"

Lad: "Mate, you see that girl last night, she was banging"
Lad 2: "Yeah, Lemon Tequila!"

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Fnaf Lemons

Fnaf stories that are Lemons.

Human:fnaf lemons are sexy

Other Human:No,they are GOD!

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Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

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Lemon Face

1. Term used to describe the unexpected or unwelcome delivery of any of the various male fluids onto a woman's face, resulting in a "scrunched up" facial expression as though the girl had just bitten into a sour lemon.

2. The permanent facial expression of Ellen Degenerates, as if she'd "just smelled poo" or caught a whiff of sour milk from an old carton in the refrigerator.

"She must have been really drunk, because when I climaxed she didn't make her usual lemon face".

"She started off with a few apple martinis, and ended up with a lemon face."

"She seemed to like the sex up until the climax, when she made a lemon face."

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