chicken lane

the middle lane between a two way street which is used to turn or merge onto oncoming traffic

"i was in the chicken lane"

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Orange Chicken

Legitimately the best food on the planet. It's like fuel to my hungry soul, not only does it feed me physically, but it also feeds me emotionally and fills me with wonder and will power to move forward each day.

Katelyn: Man, I'm in need of a mind-blowing, spiritual experience.
Amy: Bahahahah that's what she said...
Ryon&Will: this is awkward...
Tessa: (glares) NOTHING IS AWKWARD.
Kayla: Katelyn is obviously talking about her need of orange chicken and chow mien from panda express.
Katelyn: Woah, dude. You are SO right! How'd you know?
Kayla: Well, I had orange chicken for breakfast. It fuels my soul.

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Chicken Bandit

Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.

Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...

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Chicken Necks

What's for lunch today. Taken from The Simpsons.

Ralph: "What's for lunch?"
Lunch Lady: "Next!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

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beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

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Shit Chicken

When you're taking a dump in a public restroom and there's someone you might know in the stall next to you, and you try to wait them out so as not to emerge from the stall at the same time for fear of being recognized.

Bob was playing an intense game of shit chicken because he was extremely gassy that day and thought his co-worker John might be crapping in the stall next to him.

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turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.

J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."

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