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/nē/ /slapper/
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1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
Something so hilarious it makes u slap your knees. Funny moments that cause uncontrollable laughter.
My niece and I seen a man with a car dealership flag on his bicycle chased by a bunch of Chihuahuas, it was such a knee-slapper!! Hahahaha
When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them
I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper
Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.
Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.
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Growing knees is a secret way of referring to a black person.
Shit man, watch those growing knees down aisle 4, I know they're stealing.
Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.
“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”