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Showering with the temperature as hot as you can tolerate without scalding yourself. Used to overwhelm your receptors when you're covered in mosquito bites so your reactors don't have energy to itch.
Taking a burn shower when you're covered in mosquito bites is actually very pleasant, it's like your scratching all those itches at once!
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Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.
I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.
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When you and your loved one are about to climax and you slit your partner's neck and light them on fire and continue to climax.
Help me hide me partner's body. I performed a Burning Phoenix on her.
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Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.
"here ya man, 2 burns"
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Freezer Burn, Adj. An uncomfortable state of being that is derived from chilling and doing nothing for too long, so that the individual feels bored and unable to take action rather than feeling relaxed.
A prolonged state where-in one abstains or is removed from productivity and social interaction to the point of restlessness.
Frank knew his freezer burn was bad as he began yet another day of pajamas and Skyrim, despite having no desire to play the game.
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whe you take a really hot shit while playing footbal. smearing down your pants and burning your pants.
I got a turd-burn while playing football.
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In the restaurant world, this phrase describes the method by which a server will try to get a table out of his section as quickly as possible. This method is especially useful when dealing with customers who are not spending a lot of money and therefore, will not leave a big tip.
Popular methods include speedy food delivery, dropping the check before clearing plates, using short and speedy sentences, and anything else that will expedite the process of getting those cheap customers the hell out of there.
Waiter #1: Bleeding hell! My 4-top ordered 4 glasses of water, and they're splitting an appetizer. And that's all they're getting.
Waiter #2: You better turn and burn if you want to make any money tonight.
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