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One person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. At this stage, the male/female wearing the Alabama Hockey Mask has three choices;
1. They eat their way out of the Alabama Hockey Mask. Not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.
2. They hope and pray that the person who placed the shit-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the shitty, hellish nightmare for the wearer.
3. They suffocate and die.
Lewis: "Anna, I'm going to give you this Alabama Hockey Mask and I want you to wear it with pride and embrace my poop all over your face."
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When you're in a regular pool and everyone farts underwater to produce their own bubbles.
This party is dying out ! We need to liven it up with an Alabama Hot tub!
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While during the act of anus sex, one urinates into the anus. The recipient of the urine then shoots it into the air like a rocket flying thru the sky.
- Alabama Sky Rocket
- LP
I have to replace my carpet because of a sloppy Alabama Sky Rocket
Bro I was so drunk at spring break, I Alabama Sky Rocketed this girl from Alabama!!
If you Alabama Sky Rocket outside of Alabama, is it really an Alabama Sky Rocket??
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When the girl opens her vagina so the male can shit inside her vagina then they carry on having sex
Dude the Alabama hot pocket is nasty!
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The act of ejaculating into a girls nose, then waiting for her to sneeze it back into your mouth.
Last night I tried my first Alabama snot rocket and I can still taste the exquisite flavor combo!
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The act of stopping for gas at a southern convenience store/gas station. Catagorized by the purchase of inexpensive gas station items such as Mexican style candy, sales papers, boiled peanuts, novelty air fresheners, and scratch and win lottery tickets (where available). May also include a trip to the shitter or condom dispenser.
Passenger: Make an Alabama pit stop over at that speedy mart.
Driver: Why?
Passenger: I want to get a can of Skoal and some gummi worms.
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The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.
Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!
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