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Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"
David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
When a woman proceeds to throw snow on a mans cock and give him an indian burn style hand job.
I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.
A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick
My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder
When you stick ice cubes up your girfriends butt surfing intercourse and then take a picture and send it to Dave to prove you did it.
Corey gave his wife an Alaskan Adrian and she was super pissed
The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.
Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.
When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.
Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?
The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.
I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.
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