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A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.
Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.
And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".
Hence "america's next top model".
But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.
america's next top model characters:
Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!
Talentless model: *thinks for a second*
*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*
Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.
Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.
Thank you!
Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!
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Simply the best country in the world to live in, it's a country where its citizens are treated as they deserves to be treated, people who commit crimes are properly punished by their acts, salary is worthy for the population, etc. Not to mention their High GDP per capita, natural beauties, landscapes, biological and ecological life, as well as the ethnic and cultural diversity the United States have, not to mention the fact the USA is the most powerful economic and militar superpower in the world and it evolved from a simple British colony to a global economic potence so quickly..............................
American: I'm so proud of be a American citizen, and you, my friend ?
Nationalist patriot: Sure bro, the United States of America is the best country in the world, i don't want to belittle another countries, however, people can say whatever they want about America, but, nobody can deny we are the most powerful global potence in the world, the American dollar is the most used and traded currency in the world and the fact the United States is more tolerant with immigration and immigrants than Japan, Russia, the UK, Italy and Spain, except for Canada and Australia
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-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.
-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.
-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.
-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."
-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.
-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora
Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.
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The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
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A group of quassi-radicals from 70s who roamed Whiting, Indiana and Rush street in Chicago with the two major goals. The decriminalization of Marijuana and the establishment of four day work weeks.
Dude1: Whatever happened to American Youth for a Freer America?
Dude2: Who knows? Maybe they got jobs.
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The one place in the world who can send back immigrants in relief aid situations.
The one place that can contribute relief aid to devastated countries by sending back their immigrants
Hey man, did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico last Thursday?
Nope, don't think I did.
It was a bad one, killed roughly 500,000 people.
Goodness Gracious!!
Yes, yes very devastating. The good thing is that Great Britain sent $2,000,000 in relief funds, spain sent $500,000, and the United States of America sent replacement Mexicans.
I am proud to be an Americano!
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Another lame reality show in which whiny, unattractive, anorexic, drama queens compete with each other to be America's Next Top Model....for the few months. They constantly bitch and complain about what they have to do for photo shoots and frequently fight amongst themselves for no reason at all. In addition, very few of these girls are even attractive. Ironically the few cute girls on the show are always the ones that get kicked off.
The winner of ANTM never really actually becomes a "top model", they get some publicity for a few months, then they quickly fade into oblivion.
Q: Wow another season of America's next top model, whatever happened to whats her name who won last season?
A: She's a fat coke head now
Again, the cutest girl left on ANTM got kicked off last night; I guess she wasn't skinny enough.
Last night on ANTM, two girls were fighting over a Saltine and one ended up having a nervous breakdown.
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