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apple titties

Titties so nice you would stick your head into a toilet and bob for them.

I'd love to put my worm through those apple titties.

by Gertz March 12, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple overload

a person who exclusively buys products from the Apple Company and is the one who buys every thing that comes out. This is a person who doesn't need everything that they bought, but since Apple is the most popular personal technology store, they must have it.

Hey guys, did you hear? Jim just bought the IPad.

What? He has everything from Apple. An Iphone, Itouch, a Macbook Pro, and an Ipod. What more can he have?

I know. He must have apple overload.

by Hornywhale April 10, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple slap

The act of slapping someone on the back of the head, in return for very idiotic behavior.

Brad drops a vase and it breaks, Gabe proceeds to say apple slap (pronounced applelap) and slaps brad on the back of his head.

by will777 November 15, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple computer

Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.

Man, that Apple Computer sucks balls!

by cough007 April 27, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple computer

A pussy user-friendly computer.

Only losers use apple computers.

by KLC July 4, 2003

27๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carmel Apple

the sexual act involving a prosthetic leg and melted carmel. While boning the amputee, remove the prosthesis, ram it into your partners ass and pour carmel on their head. One variation is the "Pirate's Carmel Apple." In this permutation, immediately after turning your partner into a carmel apple you shout "Harrrrrr!!!!" like a pirate in honor of your partner's peg leg.

I was boning Heather Mills when I pulled off her fake leg, rammed it into her ass, and poured carmel over her head. She wasn't too keen on being a Carmel Apple.

by Turde Ferguson October 4, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.

John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .

by JC2012 November 6, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž