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1)Somthing that really shouldnt have happened
2) something very suprising.
It comes from when a technician in the Australian Air Force was tasked with adding kangaroos to their helecopter simulator, but he cut corners and rather than designing a kangaroo from scratch, used the base of an infantryman, and just altered what it looked like.
He also made it so that it would scatter like a herd of kangaroos when scared. The first group of pilots to try the new simulator saw them and thought "crikey, thats new" and decided to have some fun and scared them all away behind some hills.
Problem is, the technician hadnt removed the bit of code that stopped the infantrymen attacking, and 60 seconds later, the 'roos emerged out from behind the hill with surface to air misslies and promptly brought down the chopper.
1) No way should the teacher have given me detention for being sick in class, that was a real kangaroo attack!
2) OMG you scared the schizzle out of me! I didnt expect you to be hiding in my cupboard! That was such a kangaroo attack.
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getting a blow job while eating a big mac
i went to mcdonalds, and ordered a big mac. a hot girl walked in while i was eating my big mac and i asked her if she'd give me a mac attack.
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Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.
Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.
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The process in which someone takes a handful of cooze and throws it onto someone, preferable onto the face. The thrower must yell "Splash Attack!" while doing so. Can be performed by a male or female.
Girl: What are you doing with that cooze?
Guy: Uh...uh...SPLASH ATTACK!
Girl: I swear to gwad you're sleeping on the couch tonight!
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People who identify as a attack helicopter.
These people are misogynists, have diaper kinks, think about getting vored all the time, and call children lolis
Guy 1: “I identify as a attack helicopter 😂😂😂”
Guy 2: “ew get away you weirdo”
Guy 1: “huh? Why?”
Guy 2: “because you have a diaper kink you nasty ass bitch.”
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A mixed drink that consists of Jackdaniels and Monster energy drink. This Uses the same meathod as a Jagger bomb but useing jack daniels instead of Jagermeister.
At first you wont feel it but then you feel the Jack's hit you like an attack.
"Wow Richards Jack attack is awesome! How did he make it again can't remember anymore"
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when one guy takes his sack and wraps it around another guys penis and he has sex with it
Matt went over to Dave's for a little sack attack
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