because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

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awesome my possum

Not Awesome.

"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"

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cool-cool-awesome

a level of cool transcending awesome. a state of being.

Band is cool-cool-awesome!

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most awesome person

most awe·some per·son
(mohst aw-suhm pur-suhn)
– pseudo adjective/noun

1. Chuck Norris Bows Down to This Person
2. Hot opposite sex member
3. Writer of this definition
4. Slang: Friend that gives you stuff (gum, food, games, etc.)

I am the most awesome person. Chuck Norris has high standards, he only bows to God.

The one exception is the most awesome person in the world.
He/She is the most awesome person ever.

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Awesomeness wrapped in steroids

Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.

Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"

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awesome fo shawsome

So increadibly awesome, it's almost unbearable.

"Wow, Amy, those are so awesome fo shawsome boots you got there, where did you get them?"

"Oh, my friend found them on the side of the road in San Fransisco."

"Aren't you afraid your gonna get desieses?"

"Deseises are awesome fo shawsome!"

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Super Ninja Awesome

(adj.) A phrase used to describe someone who has surpassed bland old regular awesome, and has achieved a certain level of slyness. Once these two qualities have combined one has become Super Ninja Awesome.

Person 1: Gawd you are so sly, that was so awesome!

Person 2: Yeah, its because I'm Super Ninja Awesome