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a perfect girl, someone who everyone either loves or wants to be. a cute name from her boyfriend
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<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
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cooking up an ounce of powder into some work
"catch me in the kitchen dawg whippin babies!"
AYEE!
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The name of a woman loved by a man in other words he uses it to compliemnt her or a woman in a relationship with a man in this case he natural name for her is this as substitution for her real name.
"Damn babygurl, you looking fresh!"
"Baby gurl, i love you so much im glad were going out"
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A child (usually a bastard child) deliberately conceived for the sole purpose of acquiring monetary handouts and other unfair perks. Usually born to welfare queens, illegal immigrants and other parasites.
When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.
Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.
Jackie: "I'm working at McDonald's during summer vacation. Where are you going to work?"
Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"
Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"
Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."
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a product of beating-off
Q: "Can I use your Tide Pen to get this deodorant stain out?"
A: "I'm afraid it wont come out, thats the site of a baby holocaust."
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01. A guy who isn't your boyfriend, or your husband, or even really your friend, but happens to be the father of your child.
02. Your boyfriend/husband, who you have a child with, but who ran out, or doesn't come by, or never pays for what the baby needs, so you don't want to call him a husband/boyfriend/father.
03. Can also be used negatively, to insult the supposed father of your child.
01. There go my Baby Daddy. I sho' was drunk that night. What's his name again?
02. He ain't no kind of husband, he just my Baby Daddy.
03. You ain't even my Baby Daddy! It's Jeromes! What do you think about that?
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