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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.

Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.

by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024


Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny

The bus stop bandit stuck again

by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023


Bandit Boy

A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid

Tasha don’t pull your wallet out around Tyrone,I here’s he’s the bandit boy of the town.
A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid

by Lonnieman June 24, 2019


Banana Bandit

Derogatory term for black person

Man you act like a banana bandit

by Stretch AKA Slim October 29, 2023


eth bandit

eth being robbed by skids like hkay

eth bandit - hkay just stole my eth oh noo

by skid catcher July 3, 2024


Bandit run

When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!

there's a bandit run later tonight maybe

by Urban-small-dick-admins March 5, 2015


dojo bandit

One who steals the moves, especially at a phat dojo.

Ivon is a such a dojo bandit. He ruined the dojo master with one smackalack!

by Jo Von June 6, 2006