Two men jizz on a man in a bath until the bath is full, it might take 2-3 days.
Then they take turns to top the said man, while singing “steak and shrimp” by uncle kracker, followed by all three singing “la cuccaracha” as they climax
“One night in Nashville we took turns to give kid rock a BRAZILLIAN Bubble bath!”
BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!
instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!
A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.
"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.
When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.
I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.