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The best person ever

A person that everyone likes and will deal with they can do anything

Damn Your the best person ever

by The chosen apple March 07, 2019


Girl best friend

She’s always there for you
You want her,but can’t show it or tell her
You always want to talk to her, even more than your boys
She’s rly special, nice, funny, all of that

Hey thanks for being my girl best friend through all of this

by Prologue69420 September 09, 2019


The Best Day Ever

The Best Day Ever is both the greatest yet most annoying song ever made by Tom Kenny, Spongebob Squarepants voice actor.

The ear-raping tune was made for the Spongebob Squarepants movie (The first one). It was also used in a episode with the annoying little yellow asshole singing the song while riding a huge Krabby Patty.

Person 1: What song so you wanna hear?

Person 2: The Best Day Ever by Spongebob Squarepants.

Person 1: Da faq you say bitch?

by Send Cat Pics February 13, 2018


you best believe

you best believe means that you better believe it, i’m not lying. if you say “you best believe” you are obviously telling the truth

john: what happened at carols party?
suzan: you best believe everyone was hammered

by farmerjessie December 07, 2018


best cookie ever

Chocolate chip cookie

The best cookie ever is the chocolate chip cookie. Oatmeal raisin can go suck it.

by the cookie master October 16, 2006


Straight Best Friend

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

by feethands May 05, 2012


Best thing ever

Boobs.

Her boobs are the best thing ever.

by dkfbqdfasdn September 16, 2011