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A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"
"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!
When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma
"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"
A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation for a female.
"Wow girls did you see that man? He is going into my Bean Flickr"
To frig the bean aka clitoris until it cums and better yet, squirts and soaks. Also applies to someone rubbing the clit and lending a helping hand.
I plan to drain the bean tonight. I’m so horny.
I love to use my new vibrator and drain the bean.
Rachel came several times last night when I gave her a hand to drain the bean.
When you way too zooked to speak English.
Yo phamala, why you gotta be such a bean-fish?
A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"