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Ben Kulas

Calling a person or something a Ben Kulas means they are a middle-aged history teacher that spends more time on the ski slopes than on topic in his class. A Ben Kulas offers great insights that would be useful if his students were not preparing for a cumulative exam. Ben Kulases are very nice individuals that offer incredible feedback on academic assignments but keep their wise words hidden behind the vail of their illegible handwriting.

Our teacher is such a Ben Kulas, we had 3 days to review as a class for the Modern World History exam and we spent 3 days learning about how fish aren’t real!

by Jeff Trades September 10, 2022


The Ben Franklin

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).

I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.

by facerides on the disco stick August 06, 2009


Ben Lester

An absolute cunt. If you meet a Ben Lester, run. Don’t look back. He will ruin your life. Ben Lester’s are absolute pussies.

Ben Lester just tried to fight me, I kicked his ass with a single poke.

by bob22011 March 21, 2018


Ben heads

An offical fan of Breaking Benjamin; one who listens to songs, covers, etc. made by the band stated.

All you Ben heads, we hope this message finds you well. After a well deserved break from touring, we are busy crafting all new material for the 4th CD.

by Ben Heads January 08, 2009


ben phillips

1 simple word...PRANK KING

Always pranks big dick Giles because his life is sad......... #sorrybro

Ben Phillips is a prankster who pranks his brother in YouTube

by Ben Phillips (#SorryBro) January 09, 2018


ben chod

Sister Fucker
Word of Indian origin. Tends to be more frequently used than the 'mother-fucker' equivalent.
It's up there as one of the top insults to people from the Indian sub-continent.

That ben chod over there tried to steal my pint.

Oi, ben chod, kiss my chadees!

I went to the bar to buy a pint and the ben chod asked me for I.D.

by Prem Shah August 25, 2006


Ben Bernanke

He's a magician, a furious magician. He wants your teeth for the federal reserve, because he's cutting interest rates in half, and he needs your teeth for his lonely hearts club band.

"I need your teeth for my lonely hearts club band. Ben Bernanke. I'm a magician!"

by Count_Fuzzball January 15, 2009