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One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
Adding up your birthday and turning that age.
Example- if your birthday is June 11th and you were born in 2005. 6+11+05=22, your rainbow birthday is when you turn 22!
Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much
My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!
Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else
Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.
a "birthday nigga" is when its a fagget nigga's birthday
"whatup birthday nigga so wheres the cake im fucking starving
the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate
It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th
Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.