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When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night
The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
A hat trick scored by a hockey player on the day of their birthday.
"Hey guys, Bertuzzi got a hat trick tonight, its called a Hatty Birthday"
"Hatty Birthday Tyler Bertuzzi! You got a beauty hat trick tonight at the game against Colorado."
A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
An Australian tradition where a person, on their birthday, is given a punch for each year they are celebrating by everyone present.
Gramps is turning ninety seven, I can't wait to give him his Birthday Bonkers.
Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.
I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation
I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.