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A boner that's so hard that your dick literally hurts.
Bob: ayo Jerome I gotta boner and it's kinda killin' me
Jerome: aha! A classic case of the 110% boner I see
Bob: the what?!?
When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.
When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.
Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.
Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.
Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.
After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.
When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.
After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.
1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.