a spanish boy with beautiful hair. braces and cute chubby cheeks. he’s the best looking boy in any school with the name brian. he’s adorable and loyal. he’s also a fuckboy, but you’ll fall in love anyways. he treats girls right but if he doesn’t use you, you’re special.
her: omg that’s my ex brian, i still have feelings for him.
them: .....
Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.
"Yo! Brian gets all the good girls!"
"Yeah man, he's so sweet!"
A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
Brian is a type of guy who always wish to bang alyssa, he has wet dream on alyssa and often drools on girls
He drools and looks like brian
Some weird guy who is obese. He is usually is dumb and not very handsome. If you ever meet a Brian, you should run. And he kind of looks like Homer Simpson.
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