captain crabsticks

a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them

jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks

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Captain Jack

'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.

While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.

Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.

Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.

- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)

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Captain Insano

An individual who may or may not be at fault for their habitual stupidity due to their bi-polar nature and lack of general common sense.

- See also: asshat

As an ostrich puts its head in the sand when threatened, Captain Insano relies on a protective cranial-rectal inversion to ward off intelligence and common sense.

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Captain Kirk

Masturbate.

Rhyming slang: jerk (off)

Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.

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Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

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captain helmet

circumcised penis

GUY: Want to hook up?
GIRL: Only if you have been keeping Captain Helmet clean!
GUY: I always protect him, lol.

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Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

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