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a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them
jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks
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'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.
While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.
Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.
Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
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An individual who may or may not be at fault for their habitual stupidity due to their bi-polar nature and lack of general common sense.
- See also: asshat
As an ostrich puts its head in the sand when threatened, Captain Insano relies on a protective cranial-rectal inversion to ward off intelligence and common sense.
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Masturbate.
Rhyming slang: jerk (off)
Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.
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Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"
"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"
"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
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A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.
Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!
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The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.
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