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Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night
That damn clock sucker
A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.
Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"
The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling
Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!
How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.
My cock clock is usually about five minutes.
When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.
Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.
When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
A term/phrase used when a minor is 12 and under like the numbers on the clock 1-12
'ay shorty kinda bad but she on the clock, you know what that means no cock"