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What the girl you’re dating does
“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams”
When ur mom is lying that there’s no alchohol in her drink
You:what’s that
Mom:it’s just coke!
When ur mom says she doesn’t have alcohol in her cup and says to try it
You:what’s that
Mom: it’s just coke!
A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.
Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.
Coke Zero is for gay-ass niggas.
Bloke 1: “you want some Coke Zero?”
Bloke 2: “Nah, I ain’t a gay-ass nigga, I drink Diet Coke like a man.”
It looks like cocaine, but it’s just some random baby powder that your homie stashed in a sandwich bag to make it look like he’s a fresh dealer.
Yo, Gibby has a bag of that Coke Zero that’s he’s taking to the strip club. He ain’t gonna pull his normal hoes with that fake shit.
The last coke or soda left in the unboxed plastic soda carriers. (With the other plastic outings left around the solo drink, the shape looks like a squid)
I just had the squid coke from the fridge. We need more.