Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

cooking a drag

Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.

Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?

Cook butterflies

Phrase girls use as a code word for masturbation

"Guys i'm gonna go, I have to cook butterflies"

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone

Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg

Edie Cooke

Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people

Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

cooking on the dole

A cooking show presented by Daniel Houston on YouTube.

"It's cooking on the dole, with me!" - Daniel Houston