where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured
*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye
*Morgan* tell me!
!!!
*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|
*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|
etc
Morgan has received Mind Crabs!
a clam that has closed on a crab's leg
a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam
When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name
A: Is this the Krusty Krab
B: No this is Patrick
A: Is this the Crusty Crab
B: lmao yes thank you
crab man is a semi-professinal Brawllhalla player and a pretty bad speedrunner who has skills in coding and HTML
" have you seen that crab man got last in the Brawlhalla tournament?"
Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."
"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."
"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"