Crush the bill

Generate a large bill at a restaurant or bar, especially when someone else is paying.

We're going to crush the bill tonight when the boss takes us out for drinks

camp crush

a crush that you have on someone who you only see at a camp/retreat, that you will never see again (met like out of town, at a camp, etc.), only like because of certain predicaments (i.e. put in the same group multiple times, sleeping within close proximity for more than one night, etc..), or only having a crush on them for a short amount of time (because of other listed reasons).

laeryd: i kinda have a crush on a guy from my church retreat

emma: how ?? you're taken girl
laeryd: it's a camp crush, the next time i see him is in august
emma: ohhh i get it
laeryd: let me have my taken hot girl summer without any hate

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slavery crush

When you like someone but they’re already in a relationship

“I’ve got a thing for Mark” “Isn’t he with Emily?” “Yeah I got a slavery crush”

Hall Crush

When you see somebody really and you dont really talk to them or only see them in the hall or shopping mall

lilly: Omg look at him
Jess: do you have a crush on him?
lilly: no I don't think so, just a hall crush

crush that muhfyaa

A verb describing how intensely you’re going to have sex with another person
Can be used as a substitute “ I’m going to destroy that pussy “

When she invites me to the crib, imma crush that muhfyaa

Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.

My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!

Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young

I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".