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No cursing Day

a day when nobody cures (august 23)

Hey you cant curse its no cursing day.

by lbndae August 11, 2020


toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 10, 2017


Worst Day

A day when nothing goes right.

Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.

by CAS911 April 1, 2013


Kinky Day

Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website

Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade

Person1: ....

by Definition demon May 7, 2018


day-amn

It has the same definition as damn, but is pronounced differently; it is broken into 2 syllables, with more emphasis on the first syllable. It is used when the speaker is in utter shock or disbelievment (if that's a word).

"Day-amn! That's one steep cliff!!"

by the sane maniac August 31, 2004


Cartman Day

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.

Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.

by Pjtitties January 13, 2020


Twerk day

August 13 is twerk day🅿️ Girl or boy everybody gotta twerk🍑 Which mean shake your booty!

Him: Girl, I can’t wait for August 13
Girl: why?
Him: Girl it’s twerk day!
Her: I’m sure gone shake my booty

by Tyb😍 August 12, 2019