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What College Physics TAs do when their students leave while listening to the song Dancing In The Dark by Deva.
Physics Lab TA: Hey my students are gone. Time for the lights to go off and start Dancing in the dark.
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Somone who is renowned for being shady towards thier "friends", a person who will ditch you instead of include you in an activity.
A type of person who is sly, shady and dark towards their so called "friends", hence contracting the name Dark Vader
BOB: Hey Dave what are you upto tonight? fancy a few beers with the lads?
DAVE: errm errm na errm, i'm really tired, sorry i have to go now... *hangs up*
(Dave is on the way to the pub already)
BOB: *sends text message* - AHHHH HAHAHA YOU LITTLE DARK VADER! I HOPE U DISAPEAR INTO THE SHADOWS DARK ONE!
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hey, like , the universe should weigh this much, right, but all the stuff we can see is like only 10% of that weight, yeh, so there must be some other shit we can't see! dark matter!
BULLSHIT
1. how the fuck does any one know how much the universe weighs
2. how the fuck does any one know how much stuff there actually is in the universe
its a theory, not a provable fact 'therefore' any one claming that they 'believe' it to exist is in fact as much of a lunatic as people who live their lives according to 2000 year old religious myths
and another thing the fucking big bang right, yeh ok maybe there is evedence of it im prepared to accept that but WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED IT cos in my experience huge explosions dont just happen at random unless ive had a few too many the night before
too many so called scientific people accept these things as fact without any questions or proof, that is known as faith in my book not science
dark matter? ive shit it
poindexter: dark matter exists
me: prove it
poin: well, i cant but i belive it to be true
me: i believe ur a fukin idiot
poin: very intelligent argument
me: yeh well your mother
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This is a fucking great game. The graphics are brilliant and the movement was slick. I was playing this game day and night, because it was very addictive. The game was made by the best game developers in the world called rare ware, this company was brought out by the bastard "corporation" mircosoft!!!! Perfect Dark was technically better than goldeneye but goldeneye had the edge, because it was so good!!! Rare should stayed with nintendo, because now rare will make good game but not brilliant games.
Perfect Dark has a good character called elvis he was a alian.
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When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
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A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.
Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...
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A dark mist is the collective name of a group of black people.
Quite similar to a "clowder" of cats.
Steve- Hey John, what happened in that club last night?
John- oh, we had to leave early because a dark mist started causing trouble.
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