When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.
Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.
When something goes wrong in the work place even though Dave might not be there you will always say. It was Dave I seen him do it.
When the titanic sank it was Daves fault
A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.
Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal
Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.
"Did you see John at that party?"
"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"
Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.
Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu
21st of August, the Day that celebrates the People on Gamejolt defeating a homophobic Child Molester named Dave and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr.
Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt
Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People