Don't Get Behind Me

Indian-American slang for "do not make trouble for me".

Don't get behind me, you asshole guy!

Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

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don't flatter yourself

a very annoying catch phrase, normally said by immature freshmen, that is used to down-play the fact that the speaker of the phrase isn't as good at something as they claim they are.

It is also used to annoy the crap out of everyone around them because the speaker could not think of something more intelligent to say.

Suraj: Did you just farticulate?
Mark: oh don't flatter yourself

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Don't Speak, Fuck You

Something to say when you're angry at people who are in your way.

"Fucking garbage collectors, get the fuck out of the road. Don't speak, fuck you!"

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I don't speak broke.

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.

Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.

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Sweat, so you don't

There is an old saying in training elite combat troops - we make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

We make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

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