Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting

Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.

The Old Door Trick

The method of removing a soiled tampon by connecting the string to a doorknob with a longer string and then slamming the door. Similar to how adult teeth are extracted.

It is common practice and courtesy to drape plastic sheeting along the walls, ceiling, and flooring if this is not performed in one's own home.

Lina: "Oh shit, my period ended a week ago and I forgot to take out my tampon! It looks like it's not budging... I better resort to The Old Door Trick before the TSS sets in!"

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Double Door Night

-When a bar opens both front doors so the fat chicks can get/fit in.
-Any night where a bar or club is full of fat chicks.

Man look at all them fat chicks, it must be a double door night.

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revolving door

1: A death trap for people with skis.

2: Something not to let little children play in.

3: Something zombies hate, due to the reason that, while one pushes on the right side, another pushes on the left.

1: "Mommy! Look at me!"
"Tommy, no!"

2: "Billy got stuck in the revolving door."

3: "Urrhh!" - zombie 1
"Raaghhh!" - zombie 2

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girl next door

The girl that is nice and you would like your parents to meet. Makes a great friend and above a good girlfriend

I wish I could be the perfect girl next door

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back door action

hardcore, consensual butt fucking

She let me get some back door action!

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back door frost

during doggie style sex an ice cube is inserted in to the woman's ass for maximum pleasure for the man

your doing your girl and right before you shoot you slip it in her ass she freaks out, tightens up and you squrit with great pleasure

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