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(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.
Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.
When the guitarist or bassist in your bands guitar is obviously out of tune, yet they keep playing anyways thinking there's nothing wrong with it.
Dude tune your guitar and stop playing in drop douche.
Person 1: That sounds terrible!
Person 2: Thats cuz he's playing in drop douche.
1. When someone does something particularly douchy they are said to be "pulling a douche"
2. Doing something dishonorable; going back on your word.
"Where's John? He said he'd be here." "I guess he's pulling a douche on us."
He really pulled a douche when he jizzed in her eye.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person
Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche
Giles Gobey a locall retard from a small inbread town called otley it is loacated 12miles from leeds.
This douche bag can be seen driving around in a black saxo on a regular basis he is normally alone as he is on the look out for any underaged kids between 12-16 (no older tho) COS THAT IS LEGAL SICK BASTARD !!
Giles Pile driving Gobey douche bag
A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.
After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.
A group of 4 or more douchebags
A group of guidos walk into a bar...
Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.